Followed by a spectacular blond,
A man appeared with almost no sound.
They asked of him for afar,
Who, in this oddly world, you are?
You see, he lamely said, I'm Bond, James Bond
The music is a fragment of Bond's theme "From Russia with Love" by John Barry Orch.
© 2013 Od Liam.
And he was one hell of a man's man. He caught every fish in the sea, as women young and old fell at his feet. He could charm man and beast in split seconds. He was the best Bond character ever. "Lame" doesn't cross my mind.
ReplyDeleteMy name? Bond, James Bond
Yes! He was all that!
DeleteAnd his lameness, together with his unmistakable way of speech, was his most remarkable charm!
Maybe it was faked! :))
You made a colourful description of the man, RPD!
Thank you!
I think he was the best bond , good one Od :)
ReplyDeleteAs you wrote, Auntie.
DeleteThere was on an only Bond!
Forever!
Thank you!!
It's typical of a James Bond's movie, right, Od? Where there's a Bond, there's a blond! That's the trademark.
ReplyDeleteLoved this limerick! :)
It is so! there is... a blond, or a brunette, or a redhead, or a violet dyed hair, or a... woman: no matter what color she was!
DeleteThe typical entertainment spy!
Thank you, BB!!!