Wednesday 25 September 2013

Lame Limerick





Followed by a spectacular blond,
A man appeared with almost no sound.
They asked of him for afar,
Who, in this oddly world, you are?
You see, he lamely said, I'm Bond, James Bond







The music is a fragment of Bond's theme "From Russia with Love" by John Barry Orch.

© 2013 Od Liam.

6 comments:

  1. And he was one hell of a man's man. He caught every fish in the sea, as women young and old fell at his feet. He could charm man and beast in split seconds. He was the best Bond character ever. "Lame" doesn't cross my mind.
    My name? Bond, James Bond

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    1. Yes! He was all that!

      And his lameness, together with his unmistakable way of speech, was his most remarkable charm!

      Maybe it was faked! :))

      You made a colourful description of the man, RPD!

      Thank you!

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  2. I think he was the best bond , good one Od :)

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    1. As you wrote, Auntie.

      There was on an only Bond!

      Forever!

      Thank you!!

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  3. It's typical of a James Bond's movie, right, Od? Where there's a Bond, there's a blond! That's the trademark.

    Loved this limerick! :)

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    1. It is so! there is... a blond, or a brunette, or a redhead, or a violet dyed hair, or a... woman: no matter what color she was!

      The typical entertainment spy!

      Thank you, BB!!!

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